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  Ever wondered why God sends rain to Mexico and not to the Middle East ??

Job Advertisement - Prime Minister of Australia

  Applicants should have extensive experience in: the public service or  private enterprise exceptional spoken and written language skills a   genuine interest in, and thorough knowledge of, current affairs, economics, history, statecraft, and philosophy   be an eloquent speaker   be an earnest and empathetic individual of outstanding moral character However, we will settle for applicants who have a pulse. You will report to Her Excellency the   Governor-General , the people of Australia, backbenchers, the Leader of the Opposition, faceless men, and Alan Jones. You will be expected to manage a large team of experienced senior executives, each with varying responsibilities and capabilities, and proven track records.  Scott Morrison will probably be there too . Under your leadership, this team will be required to manage both domestic and foreign policy (preferably with occasional succ

Final Exam - circa 1989

FINAL EXAM Allowed Time: 9am until opening time Candidates must write on no more than two sides of the exam paper What language is spoken by French Canadians ? Give the most important characteristics of the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions - or give the first names of the Osmonds. What religion is the Pope ? Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, Anglican (ONE only) Who won the Second World War?  Who came second? What is a Silver Dollar made of ? Gold, Silver, Polyvinylchloride (ONE only) Explain Le Chatelier's principle of dynamic equilibrium force, or write your name in BLOCK letters. Approximately how many commandments were given to Moses?  There we 6 kings of Britain called George. The last was George VI. Name the others. Who invented Stevenson's Rocket? Write down the numbers from 1 to 10 - marks will be deducted for every one out of sequence. Dublin is the capital of which North-East European country? Name the